Talkative Mercenary Convertible Dress

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Talkative Mercenary Convertible Dress

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“Four or five moments – that’s all it takes to become a hero."

<3 ALL DRESSES ARE CUSTOM MADE TO YOUR MEASUREMENTS AND HAVE POCKETS <3

Details:

  • 3 color convertible dress

  • No sizes! Custom made to your measurements

  • Made of super-soft Jersey fabric

  • Skirt that is longer on the sides

  • Reversible, detachable hood can be added

  • Converts to be styled in 40+ ways

  • Can be worn to conventions, weddings, parties, work, wherever

  • Noncommittal cosplay that’s easy to pee in (ever try using the bathroom in a catsuit or ballgown?)

  • DID I MENTION IT HAS POCKETS?!

So we both know this dress description is meant to make you want to buy this dress, and maybe give you a laugh or two, while showing off that we know our stuff. So let's talk this dress! A nice blood red skirt, some sassy straps in black and brown, it has all the colors you'd expect for a shout-out to a superhero whose name could mean Murder Jacuzzi if you squint. It can be worn in as many ways as this merc has scars, and trust me, he's got a lot of 'em. Put some chimichangas in its deep pockets and sneak them into a movie theater, we won't tell. And whatever you look like, this dress has you covered - literally - because this dress is made to your exact measurements. Forget putting in maximum effort when getting dressed, this is the only ensemble you'll need.


The convertible dress: The only dress you will ever need in your wardrobe.... until you NEED another.

Check out our customer taught tutorial videos to learn how to style your dress! Here is how to tie your dress to look most like Deadpool:

 

For details on new custom designs, shipping, turnaround time, exact color matches, and more please visit the contact page!

Please visit the Caring For Your Dress page to see how to properly store and wash your dress, along with helpful tips on tying.

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